Daddy's Little Girl..HA

[Kelly]

A  father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
nature through such innocent eyes.   

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. 


He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he
replied, 'No dear. Both of them are  Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
lifted her foot and  stomped them flat.

'Well, that may be OK in California , but we're not having any of that gay
sh&% in Texas,' she said.